The rules for this contest are simple:
1) All entries must be submitted under and assumed name or pseudonym of some sort. No entries will be accepted using the authors real name. (And any entries submitted without a "nom de plume" may be assigned one according to the whim of the Panel of Judges.)
2) Please only two entries per pen-name. (But prolific authors are encouraged to use more than one pseudonym, as needed.)
3) Entries may be either prose or poetry, original works of any length and on any subject that is deemed appropriately arousing to the author of the work. All entries submitted will be read by the esteemed Panel of Judges.
4) The deadline for all entries is midnight Saturday, June 30th, 2001.
The super sexy secret Panel of Judges will award prizes for overall Best of Show, Sexiest Poem and the Finest Purple Prose. The Judges will also be empowered to grant additional awards at their own discretion and as they see fit. (Such as "Best Use of an Inanimate Object in a Supporting Role" or "Filthiest 18 Syllable Haiku" for example.)
So get writing! You've melted the keyboard with your drippingly dirty
e-mails and filled whole journals with tales unquenched desire. You've put
the "X" in phone-sex, made strong men weep and otherwise modest ladies beg
for more and more. So now's the chance to put that talent to work!
Your decadent, filthy, nasty, dirty little entries may be submitted in a number of ways:
1) You can e-mail them to me at proftim@speakeasy.org
(Where I will immediately remove the text from the headers to insure your continued anonymity.)
2) You could, of course, drop them off in my mailbox when I'm not home and then scurry away again into the shadows.
3) Or you can use the preferred method and enter completely and totally anonymously by clicking here
All entries the judges consider noteworthy will be compiled into a chapbook to be released for the edification and enjoyment of all. (And possibly distributed at a party to be announced later.)
So what are you waiting for, enter today!