You can expect this page to stay just like this for quite some time — perhaps even forever — because I'm too busy to spend the time to make it beautiful. Sorry about that. Rest assured that, if I had the time, this page would knock yer socks off.

Notwithstanding the above, I know that most people check someone's personal web page expecting pictures. So, at right is a picture for you to stare at. Enjoy.

If you look really insanely closely, you can see ME on the bridge, standing near the South Tower, deep in thought — but not bored. And especially not bored enough to stare insanely closely at website pictures!

Or maybe that's a seagull.

Well, enough about me. Literally. Surely you weren't expecting an email link here, to send comments?

Currently I do small (very small) amounts of paid freelance work; most of it ISN'T website design. If you need Microsoft Word macros, add-ins, userforms, or the like, email me and describe what you want. If you don't know what macros, add-ins, and userforms are for, but you think they might help you work smarter (and they will), just say so, describe the sort of work you do, and maybe I can throw together a rough example that addresses your needs. Be aware that nowadays I'm (1) busy, (2) expensive, and (3) almost never able to work on deadline.