Kebrlool

Kebrlool's name is a combination of the first two letters of each of his player's characters on LegionMUSH and LegionOutpostMUSH: Kent Shakespeare, Brin Londo, Loomis and Ol Gardan.

Vital Statistics:

[Mount Everest]
Kebrlool's boyhood home, Everest
  • Occupation: Acting Yeti King/[Yeti Prince (appointed)] / Second baseman for the Everest Everclears
  • Sex/Race: Kebrlool is a male Yeti
  • Known Relatives: Sasquach (adoptive uncle)
  • Base of Operations: Northern slope of Mount Everest, Kynn's Yak Stop Bar and Grill, Tibet
  • Height: 8' 2"
  • Weight: 529 pounds
  • Eyes: Hazel
  • Hair: Off-white
  • Favorite Food: Gravel-laced yak steaks (but don't tell a Yak. They're usually offended by things like that)
  • Favorite Color: Pink

Yeti have short memories, so most of what has passed as Kebrlool's life is unclear. What we do know is that he was born, raised and continues to reside on the south slope of Mount Everest. His story is the kind of story all Yeti children wish for: a Yeti, off-white at that, overcoming a racial stereotype, low-class family background and the shame of having parents that listened to K.C. and the Sunshine Band.

When his parents died when he was only seven, Kebrlool was lost. Literally. He had a momentary lapse of snow blindness (it rarely happens with Yeti) and stumbled into the courtyard of the Royal Palace (tm) when Sasquach, the young Yeti King, was out making a snow fort.

Surprised, Sasquach pelted the intruder with snowballs. Kebrlool fired back, and before he knew it, the King had found out his sad story, adopted him as his ward and signed him to a minor-league contract with the Tibet Towels, a local baseball team.

[Kebrlool at 13] The rest of his life has been a blur. Kebrlool attended college in Bellingham, Washington for one quarter at age 15. Surprisingly, no one noticed his appearance. He plays baseball for the Everest Everclears every year during their three-week season. He has been spotted some times by climbers, but he usually only lets particular humans see him, when he hangs out at Kynn's Yak Stop Bar and Grill.

In his early twenties and an appointed Yeti Prince, Kebrlool has little to do most of the time, but amuses himself with some human-invented meditation techniques as he sits at the bar sipping buckets of water. That's about it. Kebrlool doesn't remember as much of this, at least not at once. This was compiled through years of interviews, and patching together of memories.

See also: The Bigfoot Research Project - Learn about the cousins of the Yeti, the Bigfoots!

The Western Bigfoot Society Home Page

YakMUSH's home page


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