Saturday, June 26, 2004: a housefilk at our house in Philadelphia.
When I moved to Philadelphia almost two years ago there was no
filk activity here. I was working at the University of Pennsylvania
and living by myself in an unpleasant little apartment while my family
was still in Massachusetts. It was depressing.
Then Matt Leger and Mary Mulholland held a housefilk at their home
in Germantown, just on the northern edge of the city. It was great.
People came down from the New York area and in from all directions.
Then they held another. Fantastic!
Then Mary got a promotion and transfer to Atlanta. And I said,
"Bummer! Once I get my family down here with me and a place to do it,
I'm going to hold housefilks."
At the end of last summer we bought a house and moved down here.
It has been a lot of work to bring it into shape, and is continuing to
be so. But when Chris Malme announced his plan to travel around the
eastern part of the US while going to some cons, and I saw that his
itinerary passed through Philadelphia, I hollered out for him to come
and stay with us for a bit and give me an excuse to host a housefilk
in Philadelphia, while also giving me and my family a target date for
making the house presentable.
I kept a log on my PDA of the songs that people were singing. By
fleshing it out with some more description, I hope I have produced
something a little more interesting than just that.
4:10 pm. Jeremy and I return from an ice run and find a passel of
filkers just arrived.
Shmoozing, setting up, settling in. Setting out the food. Rene has
been planning and shopping and cooking for days. We have tea
sandwiches: sandwiches made on thin 3-inch-square slices of bread and
cut in half diagonally, lots of them, so people can take a little or a
lot and vary their intake (butter, cream cheese with veggies, cream
cheese with smoked salmon, tuna salad, egg salad ...); these are
mostly for dinner, but people may be hungry so we bring them out
now. We have iced tea. We have lemonade. We have hot tea.
Rachel has brought a large tray of a killer combination
of... let's see, was it toffee and chocolate and... oh, well, it was
tough to get out of the tray but it sure was worth it! Someone else
(sorry!) has brought some very fine chocolate bars. Merav has brought
a large bundle of her own eats because she has a bunch of food
sensitivities and also keeps kosher, more strictly than we do. She
says, apologetically, "I have to ask if any of the food contains
tomatoes or potatoes." ("You say...") I refer her to Rene, who
says, "I got confused and left out a couple of the ingredients that we
can add later, including the tomato for the soup. If Merav is okay
with bean soup I'll hold some out for her without tomato." Merav is
indeed okay with bean soup. That's lucky.
IOU //// [That's a tally of puns I made after I ran out of change
for my Interfilk pun fine can.]
In Attendance, Entering And Leaving At Various Times
- (in residence)
- Mark Mandel, your humble servant
["Oh, come off it, boss!"
"It's a conventional expression, Loiosh."
"Yeah, and you're a Phoenix Guard."]
- Loiosh, my familiar
- (Rene Mandel, my wife, who is willing to work very hard to
host my parties but doesn't much care for filk, God bless her)
- Jeremy Mandel, our son
- (Dunkel, a guinea pig, who does not contribute to the proceedings)
- Chris Malme, our Guest of Honor, whose last name I have finally
learned is pronounced [mælm]: not like "palm", with broad "ah"
and silent "l", but like "pal", with flat "aa" and audible "l", plus a
final "m".
- Ben Newman, a filker as well as a coworker of mine, bringing
- Rachel Kaufman
- Merav Hoffman
- Jon Lennox
- Paul Estin, bringing
- Hillary Sherwood
- Eyal Mozes
- Ann Bies, a friend and coworker of mine, an early music lover and
a regular NEFFA attendee
Notes
- An asterisk indicates that the song was written by the person
singing it. No asterisk does NOT mean the opposite.
- Brackets indicate my guess at the song's title.
- I have titled threads of more-or-less related songs.
- b/o = "based on"
- Thanks to Randy Hoffman, Joshua Kronengold, Gary McGath, Joel
Polowin, Arthur T., Eyal Mozes for corrections and additional
information on song titles and such, and to Rafe Culpin for the URLs
given for Chris's songs.
- [This text prepared with Dragon NaturallySpeaking.]
The singing
[As singing starts I am restringing Lady Epiphany, my Epiphone
guitar, which I meant to do last night. I have promised to lend her
to Chris for the evening].
Cat Songs and Otherwise
- Merav: Under The Kitten Beast, ttto Under The Gripping Beast, Faber
- Mark: * Under The Griping Beast. I was wrong when I wrote that
Dunkel contributed nothing to the proceedings.
- 5:29 pm. Chris: * Someone Else's Cream ttto"Someone Else's Dreams" by Mike Whitaker
- 5:31 pm. Ben: * Under His Hat He Had Things ttto Wings, Faber. A cat, a hat...
- 5:34 pm. Paul: [My Name Is Thomas Cat ttto Sam Hall]
- 5:37 pm. Mark: * Beast Of My Kind ttto Least of My Kind, Faber. Wolf and dog.
- 5:40 pm. Chris: * [She Feared For The Cat] ttto The Year Of The Cat. (Alien)
- 5:43 pm. Ben: Never Set The Cat On Fire, Hayes
- 5:46 pm. Merav: * Sleep On The Ledge ttto Meet On The Ledge. A
dead cat song that is not in the usual spirit of dead cat songs.
- 5:50 pm. Paul: * Flanimals
- 6:04 pm. Chris: * [Games You Shouldn't Play]
=== === Supper === ===
We bring out the rest of the sandwiches. And in addition... We
have bean soup made from scratch, with cilantro and sour cream to add
to taste. We have cheese tortellini. We have green salad. We have
scones. We have cakes and cookies, including some that Chris bought
for the event when we went shopping. Fruit, berries...
- 6:46 pm. Paul: * "Neo" TTTO "Rio" by Duran Duran, b/o The Matrix.
- 6:50 pm. Mark:
First
And Second Law, Flanders & Swann. (This link to the lyrics,
and many others that I have found on the net, write Flanders's
interjection near the end as "Oh, Beatles, nothing!" Since the song dates back
to just around the time those boys from Liverpool were becoming
well-known, that could be accurate, but I have always understood it as
"beetles!": just an interjection of irritation.)
- 6:53 pm. Chris: * [Follow The White Rabbit]
- 7:01 pm. Leah: Falling Down On NJ, M. Burnside-Clapp
- 7:05 pm. Ben: Toxic Swamp, by Kenny Young and the Eggplants
- 7:11 pm. Mark: *
The
Harper and the Viking ttto Waltzing Matilda, Banjo Paterson
- 7:15 pm. Chris: * The Crowd Sang Waltzing Matilda ttto And the
Band Played Waltzng Matilda
- 7:21 pm. Paul: Take Me Out to the Ball Game sung ttto God Bless America
- ... Mark: Take Me Out to the Ball Game sung one syllable early:
me out to the ball game. Take
me out to the crowd. Buy
...
ending just before the last note. Rene doesn't like this song. For
some strange reason, she doesn't enjoy having her nerves set on edge.
- 7:32 pm. Ben: * The Dark Lord V.
- 7:37 pm. Paul: The Saga Begins, Weird Al Yankovic
- 7:48 pm. Mark: * Prehistoric Science
- 7:56 pm. Ben: Uplift, Andy Eigel
- 8:03 pm. Paul: Really Safe Sex by Tim Cavanaugh
- 8:06 pm. Chris: * Stairway To Greensleeves
- 8:09 pm. Jon: Canterbury Tales Prologue ttto For the Longest Time
- 8:20 pm. Paul: Un Relato Bien Extraño y Muy Pasado [from
the Mexican version of Rocky Horror]
- 8:21 pm. Ben: * [Crouching Tiger, Jedi Master]
- 8:26 pm. Paul: * Insta about housefilk instructions. The
instructions to somebody else's housefilk... I think!... had mentioned
guinea pigs right after food. (Paul writes: Yup! Persis wrote the
original email. The title of my song is "Potluck and Pet Count".)
- 8:28 pm. Mark: * Little
Fuzzy Ancestors ttto Little Fuzzy Animals, Hayes. Also about
guinea pigs.
- 8:34 pm. Paul: *? Be Happy
Self-Referential Songs
- 8:37 pm. Mark: * Filker's
Insomnia. This song is about how I wrote this song (as well as
many others).
- 8:41 pm. Chris: * [Why Does Every Song I Write Wind Up So Complicated?]
Drinking Songs, Mostly
- 8:49 pm. Paul: War On Drugs, Barenaked Ladies
- 8:54 pm. Mark: * Spirit Of God ttto Word of
God, Faber
- 9:01 pm. Paul: 307 Ale, Tom Smith
- 9:05 pm. Mark: * Odometer
Toast ttto The Marines' Hymn
- 9:11 pm. Merav: Saturday Night [not Tom Paxton's: somebody Irish]
- 9:15 pm. Mark: Men of Riesling
- 9:16 pm. Rachel: Coffee Made In A Proper Coffeepot, by R.P. Weston
& Bert Lee. It has been recorded by Trout Fishing In America,
but Rachel learned it from a CD by Priscilla Herdman, Anne Hills and
Cindy Mangsen, on which the lyrics have been somewhat updated.
- 9:20 pm. Mark:/Rachel The Logger Lover (The Frozen Logger)
- 9:22 pm. Ben: * One Small X-Wing Fighter ttto Star-Spangled Banner
- 9:23 pm. Paul: Viagra In the Waters, Camille West
- 9:30 pm. Mark: Alternate World Temperance Union, Gary McGath
Dune
Child Ballad Filks
- 9:55 pm. Leah: Dark and Stormy Night, Lackey
- 10:00 pm. Merav and Leah start Childe Abuse but can't get very far
- 10:02 pm. Mark and Chris: Old Child Ballads
(Some time around here Rene's cousin, who lives nearby in Upper
Darby, comes in the door, gawks, and exclaims "There are twelve people
here who are just like Mark!" [Ten, but who's counting?] She and Rene
go upstairs and chat.)
- 10:07 pm. Mark: Puff's Nose, Joe Ellis. The first half of each
line is from "Puff, the Magic Dragon", and the second half is from
"Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer". The challenge is to sing each
half-line to the right tune.
- 10:12 pm. Paul: Today Is Tomorrow's Yesterday, Roy Zimmerman
- ... Ben: Boom Tomorrow (aka Little Orphan Ivanova) by Amy Fass
- 10:15 pm. Mark: Ivanova Blasphemy Song, Matt Leger
- 10:18 pm. Chris: * New Horizon [Flying Dutchman]
- 10:23 pm. Ben: * Familiar Stars
(puchpa'Daq chachHey. -- That's Klingon for "an apparent
emergency in the bathroom". I'm called away from the singing by what
sounds like a desperate cry from Rene upstairs. But what threatened
to be a plumbing emergency turns out all right; she got it
reconnected.)
- 10:42 pm. Rachel: The Key of 'R', William Day
- 10:48 pm. Mark: * Filk
It Yourself ttto Do It Yourself, Hayes
- 10:52 pm. Paul: The Last Saskatchewan Pirate, Arrogant Worms
- 10:47 pm. Mark: * Trolls ttto Threes, Lackey/Fish
- 11:01 pm. Ben: * It's Mario! You know, that little plumber with the
big mustache.
- 11:06 pm. Chris: * For Magnus, Wherever
I May Find Him
- 11:16 pm. Ben: * How's It Go? ttto Play It
Slow, Faber. Have you ever tried to identify the melody in one of
Echo's Children's songs?
- 11:22 pm. Mark: Yogh And Ash
And Thorn, Faber ttto Peter Bellamy's setting of Kipling's Oak and
Ash and Thorn (a.k.a. A Tree Song)
- 11:27 pm. Chris: Forever, Lisa Clark
- 11:31 pm. Ben: Ballad Of Serenity [Firefly Theme], Joss Whedon
- 11:34 pm. Mark: * La
Belle Dame Sans Merci ttto Eleanor Rigby, Lennon & McCartney.
About Erica Neely.
- 11:41 pm. Mark: * Lightspeed Is Easy
ttto My Bonnie Lies Over the
Ocean. A really, really horrible pun with no justification for its
existence. That's why I wrote it.
- 11:47 pm. Mark: * Klingon Sanitation Corps ttto Battle Hymn of
the Republic
- 11:48 pm. Merav: * Door To Summer
- 11:52 pm. Ben: * Here Be Cartographers
- 11:58 pm. Mark: Word Of
God, Faber (my own arrangement, sort of jazz-like, inspired by
Joshua Kronengold's arrangement of Cat Faber's She Is Gone)
- 12:12 am. Chris: * The River
(Riverworld)
- 12:16 am. Ben: * [The Watcher]
- 12:19 am. Mark: * This Road.
Based on Lois McMaster Bujold's Curse of Chalion
- 12:25 am. Ben: * Terra Incognita. (Merav: Based On Superman? Ben:
Final Fantasy 6)
- 12:30 am. Mark: * Men
of Good Fortune ttto McIntyre (a.k.a. The Old Dun Cow, or The Old
[Your Pub's Name Here]; based on the Neal Gaiman story of the same
title)
- 12:37 am. Ben and Rachel leave with Ann, who has kindly offered
to drive them home to Swarthmore
- 12:37 am. Chris: * Shades of Grey
(Bradbury's story "Rocket Man", which I read long ago). Partway
through the song I recognized the plot and gasped and waited for the
end. And the last line of the story, which Chris didn't use, but which
I felt I had to supply as we talked afterward.
As the light in the attic fades we talk for a while. Then:
Aftermath (or, Miscalculations)
Jon and Merav are staying overnight. We set up the queen-size
sofa-bed. Frantic last-minute search for linens:
"The box labeled Linens doesn't have the right size!"
"Try Jeremy's room."
"Where did you say the pillows were?"
"In the guest room."
"That's what I was afraid of. I didn't think of it before, and Chris
has gone to sleep.... Oh, there's an extra in Jeremy's room."
"I must have miscounted."
"That's lucky."
In the morning, breakfast. Eyal, who stayed at a hotel, comes back
to pick up Jon and Merav and drive them home to Jersey City on his way
home to Westchester.
And it's all done but the cleaning up. That was GOOOOOOD!
Now, the next one.... won't be for a while. There's Confluence and
there's Worldcon. Maybe in the Fall. Yeah.
2004-07-12; last revised 2007-05-05