The Waffle Song

Here we go a-waffling
Along the campaign trail.
Dodge the issues, grab the votes,
And put yourself on sale.
    Bush and Gore come to you,
    Lieberman and Cheney, too,
    And God help you survive it all until Election Day,
    And God help you survive Election Day.

We are no missionaries
Who come preaching to your door,
But we are major candidates
Whom you have seen before.
    Bush and Gore come to you,
    Lieberman and Cheney, too,
    And God help you survive it all until Election Day,
    And God help you survive Election Day.

[AFTERMATH... AND MORE MATH... AND MORE MATH...]

We all have gone and cast our votes
A month ago and more
And still the coin has not come down
To tell us Bush or Gore.
    Bush or Gore come to you,
    Lieberman or Cheney too,
    And God help us survive until Inauguration Day,
    And God bring us Inauguration Day.