Rudolph, the Red-Eyed Vampire

(Intro:)
You know Dracula, Blacula, Count Nosferatu,
Others who don't give their names till they've got you,
But don't you forget
The most evil vampire yet...

Rudolph, the red-eyed vampire,
Has two very pointy fangs,
And if he tries to kiss you
You had better say, "No thanks".*

All of the other vampires
Said his eyes were much too bright.
They always made poor Rudolph
Hunt all by himself each night.

Then one stormy Hallowe'en
Dracula said, "Son,
Dollink, come here, if you would..."
Then Rudolph sprang, and drank his blood.

Then all the vampires feared him
And they shouted out with dread:
"Rudolph, the red-eyed vampire,
You can lead us now instead."

(Coda:)
Yai-dai-dai-dai-dai,
Yai-dai-dai-dai-dai,
Yai-dai-dai-dai-dai, dai-dai.

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(I love happy endings, don't you?)

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Notes
* This song works best in a medium-weight mock-Hungarian accent.