One-ce

A Purim filk

Music: "One", by Marvin Hamlisch, from A Chorus Line
Words by Cantor William Sharlin; posted by permission

(Note: the boldface asterisked syllables get a downbeat.)



One-ce  -  upon a time a *Persian
A King they call A*chashverosh;
Once  -  a-for a light di*version,
Said: "*Vashti, strip *down just a '*skosh'!"

She re*fused.
He yelled: "*Downright sedition
And you're  -  no  -  fun,"
He got *up a new *queen competeition, 
And guess  -  who  -  won?

Yes! *Esther was so *pretty,
But *that's not how our *story ends;
*Here's the nitty *gritty *con-*se-*quence  -  friends!

*Heyy-Man, the *best is yet to *come, Sir!
'Cause *Ha-man, that *lousy rotten *momzer,
*He's *the *One!

On the *sly, Morde*cai
Keeping *touch, nearby
He's *gotta make sure his *Esther's okay.
She *better hang on to the *old fashioned way.

Haman *spots Cousin Mort,
Strolling *by the court;
Says: "*Mordecai freeze  -
Get *down on your knees,
'r *else *there's gonna be a slaughter.
Mort  -  *says  -  no
But here we are *into the very last *quarter.
*Estherkind
Has *gotta get wind
This rotten plot she's *gotta rescind.

Esther  -  bird,
She gets word,
Says "It's *all  -  absurd.
I'll *run to the King,
He'll *fix everything."
She *gives him a ring,
And it's *ring-a-ding-ding.
Haman *chokes at the *bad "noose";
As *you can see,
Ham's *up a tree
*Swinging, *singing.
"What a *chill this Me*gillah gives *me every time."

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