Nancy Buttons

I am a trufan, a con-bound trufan,
Otaku and reader and filker too.
I'll enjoy all the con has to offer.
I will sleep when the weekend's through.

    Buttons, buttons, Nancy Buttons,
    Buttons, buttons, Nancy, oh!

As I walked out through the room of dealers
Nancy Buttons I chanced to spy.
I walked over to her table,
All I saw there I wished to buy.

The more I looked at, the more I wanted.
The more I wanted, the more I bought.
I forgot my budget and my program.
Nancy had me truly caught.

I'm going back to the con tomorrow,
My panels, my filk, and my anime.
I'll spend less in a year of fandom
Than Nancy got from me today.

So come all ye trufen, ye con-bound trufen,
Trufen, where'er ye be.
Stay away from buttons, Nancy Buttons,
She'll ruin you as she beggared me.