Harley's Angels Adventures Theme

We're horny, we're hairy, we're sewer-mouthed and scary.
We're called the Harley's Angels, but our haloes hardly show.
We're rowdy, we're raucous, a kick-ass kind of caucus,
what happens if you sock us you do not want to know!
   Behold the ancient clubhouse where we hold our revelry:
   The walls are pocked with bullet holes, the alley smells of pee.
You'd better not cross us, 'cause no one tries to boss us
or keep us out of anywhere we want to go!

We're drinkers, we're druggers, we're mighty hard on muggers,
but we're mighty hearty huggers when we run into our pals.
Our ladies and fellas are most hellacious hellers
but they don't dare make us jealous with other guys and gals.
   On weekends when the weather's good we hold a monster ride,
   a hundred motorcycles long and eight from side to side!
So come to our party, prepare to party hearty,
Adventures of the Harley's Angels have begun!

Come on and join the fun!