Frostbite the Goblin was a twisted, bitter soul
with an old lead pipe and a wicked scowl
and a heart as hard as coal.
Frostbite the Goblin was a nightmare, people say.
Though you scoff and sneer, in your heart you fear
that he'll come for you one day.
A witch or worse had laid a curse upon that bowler hat,
for when they placed it on his head, he stomped those children flat!
Oh, Frostbite the Goblin was as mean as you will find,
he would cuss and hurt and do you dirt
with the worst of humankind.
Frostbite the Goblin knew the wind was cold that day,
so he said, "Now run, and I'll have some fun,
or I'll rip your clothes away!"
Down to the village, with his lead pipe in his hand,
hitting low and high, how he made them cry,
yelling "Flee me if you can!"
He beat them 'round the streets of town up to the traffic cop,
and he bashed him right across the kneecaps just to see him hop!
But Frostbite the Goblin was afraid to melt away,
he said, "I must run to escape the sun,
but I'm coming back some day!"
CODA:
Lumpity lump lump, lumpity lump lump,
Frostbite hits the track,
Lumpity lump lump, lumpity lump lump,
Some day he'll be back!
last modified 2004-12-26