Cat instas

Under the bed
Under the bed
Where you can go
and no one will know
you've hidden your head.

It's such a lovely place to hide
but if you leave your tail outside
people will see
and know you must be
down under the bed.

You're a pest, you're a pest,
with my dinner you're obsessed.
If you weren't oh-so-cute you would be easy to detest.
You're a pain, you're a pain,
and you're driving me insane.
I am frantic from your antics, with a headache that's gigantic!
I am vexed, I am hexed,
and I dread what might be next,
though I'm thankful for the mice you've dispossessed.
Although you're fun to watch
(Not when you lick your crotch!)
You're a pest, you're a pest, you're a pest!

Never set the cat on fire,
Although you're sorely tempted.
Whate'er she's done to earn your ire,
That's not the way to vent it.
And even though she clawed your knee
Don't react incendiarily.
No, never set the cat on fire.
        And mind your manners...

  If you are feeding the cat tonight
          you'd better not be delayed.
  If you are late to the cat tonight
          be very, very afraid
  Of claws as sharp as needles of fire
  And yowls and howls that never will tire
  Until the cat is fed and eating her dinner.

It's time to feed the cat,
It's time to feed the cat,
Yow, yow, meeow, meeow,
It's time to feed the cat.

It's time to clean the floor,
It's time to clean the floor,
Hack, cough, barf, splat,
It's time to clean the floor.

"The cat is overfed,
The cat is overfed,
'Scarf, crunch, gobble, stuff,'
The cat is overfed!"

The kitty disagrees,
The kitty disagrees,
"You never give me near enough!"
The kitty disagrees.