Blue Moon

Blue Moon,
I dropped my pants in the snow
I really needed to go
Though it was twenty below.

Blue Moon,
The wind was freezin' my pelt
And when I reached for my belt
I knew I shouldn't've knelt.

    Because the part that stuck out before me
    Was stuck in the yellow ice.
    My joints weren't workin' for me,
    And I knew that I'd been unwise.

Blue Moon!
And when I'm finally found
And melted free of the ground
I hope they bring me around.