Mark A. Mandel © 2006
Music: The Reader, Blake Hodgetts
I am the reader of any- and everything,
Handwritten, printed, or sprayed on a wall,
Wisdom of ages or meaningless nattering,
Calligraphed grace or illiterate scrawl.
When a text is there in front of my eyes
I simply can't stop till I've finished, no matter the size,
Until the storm shall wake me
Until the train shall take me
Until my wife shall shake me and carry me home.
I had a teacher of English in high school,
The dearest of friends till the day that she died,
Who said we were both of the kind that each day
As we put on our shoes, read the label inside.
And they're Size 11, Made in Vietnam,
The uppers are leather, the rest manufactured by man.
And all the labels take me,
Like ancient fables, take me
Until the day shall wake me and carry me home.
Breakfast's a feast for the eyes of the appetite.
Cereal boxes disclose RDA;
Kosher, Nine grain, Shake well, Product of Denmark,
Infuse for 3 min., By appointment, Earl Grey.
But I should have skipped the ingredient list,
It's hard on the stomach to see what I wish I had missed.
And so the Corn Puffs slake me,
Synthetic foodstuffs make me
Until the day shall take me away from my home.
Vacancy, JAMES IS A PIG, .
Telephone, Taxi, NO PARKING, WALK, WAIT.
Bus Stop, Exact Fare, PEZ, TUMS, Stop Requested ... I'm late!
You get the picture; there's no need of drawing out
All of the words, minutes, hours, and days.
Everything written that sees me keeps calling out
"Read me!" in all of a myriad ways.
It's a constant duel, as daily I find,
Whether my will or the words are directing my mind:
Whether the words will take me
Whither the words will take me
Until the day shall wake me and carry me home.
Now as I leave you, heed this admonition,
All ye with a similar story to tell:
If you would sing of our common condition,
I don't want to hear it, I know it too well!
For unlike the tales the Reader has read
I just want to get all these random words out of my head.
And then the day shall wake me
And then the day shall wake me
And then the day shall wake me and carry me home.
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