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And in checking my work I've discovered that this site now contains exactly seventeen HTML files, which tempts me to stop here. That would be cute, and it might be smart for other reasons, but I ain't gonna do it.... I might, however, try to arrange any changes so as to keep the mystic number.
("Boss, that would really be stupid!" *
"Give me three reasons."
"First, you've always tried to keep the size of your files under 32k to keep download time reasonable, and you'd have to give that up. Second, you'd be adding an unnecessary constraint to the arrangement of your site."
"That's two. You used to be able to count."
"Dead mouse on your pillow. Reason number three is, you were gonna shower and go to bed a friggin' hour ago!"
"I yield to the force of your argument.")
("Well, boss, how much of that are you going to blame on the material and how much on your own fussiness?"
"Hmph. Call it 'perfectionism' and I might share this doughnut with you."
"Your perfectionism, then."
"Here you go."
[munch] "And as MoCo said, 'Vi ne devas cxiam esti tia goddam perfectionist!'")
("If they're not worth mentioning--"
"Not worth detailing here. Satisfied?")
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