NOTICE: Warning Labels Missing from Pillows
We have recently been made aware that our entire inventory of M-T Heartz™ pillows left our warehouse without the warning labels being attached. Since the safety of our customers and compliance with the law are two of our highest priorities, we have decided that providing the warning label here is in our best interest. If you have purchased one of these products, please print out a copy of the label below and glue it to your refrigerator.
On a related note, we have just uncovered a large quantity of generic warning labels that we are willing to let go for an insanely reasonable price. They are suitable for various household products, such as rope or jars, with little or no modification, and were not made from cats. To make an offer, please call 1-800-KRISTUPHIL, P.O. Box 2323, Maryland, VA.
Additionally, we have added an About link on the header that will explain a little more about who we are and what we want.