Three (3) New Shits!
It's not like it's a big deal or anything, but Günter Münty Fütwear just put out three (3) new T-shirts for you to, what, buy? There's the likely misnamed T(t) = T(T(t)) Tee for those of you looking to bulk up! But what about the kids? The Tee Tee will float their boat or you'll be out $50! And what's this? A third shirt?!? Yes, it's the I (fish) NY Tee, which spreads Christianity (among other things) while you wear it by virtue of it being stained by the blood of Chris! Intestinal bleeding on your clothes! Happens occasionally at those other guys, but always at kristuphil.com!