Special: Buy 3 Get 1 SALE!
To commemorate the 10th anniversary of the end of September, we at kristuphil.com are having a "Buy 3 Get 1" Sale™! You buy three (3) of them by the above mentioned expiry date (at our regular, every-day, homemade prices), and we will send you one (0) of them. There is no limit to how great this is, so act now! And just so you know, we are not doing this out of desperation or anything, and there's nothing fishy going on here!
(Disclaimer: All restrictions apply. Sale ends now. All previous orders have been canceled. Not lawful where applicable. Promotional coupons cannot be used in conjunction with a purchase.)
posted by kristuphil.com (Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:39:34 PDT)
Announcing the Grand Opening of Günter Münty Fütwear!
Günter Münty Fütwear is the division of kristuphil, inc. responsible for the generation of random crap to sell, and we have just added a section to this site "designed" to showcase their (our) unique vision.
It may not seem like much yet, and that will probably never change, but maybe, just maybe. And that's what really matters. Hope. We are all about hope. We don't want to die at all.
And to celebrate, we've decided to allow public access. Now you, yes, even a lowly consumer like yourself, can experience the excitement that is the MüntyBoot* in the comfort of your own home. All products shown are(n't) available from the kristuphil.com Online Shopping System™, just like everything from our other divisions like Fustian Publishing and the other stuff we tell you is for sale.
And don't complain about it not being funny or about it being not funny because it's not supposed to be funny. It's totally for reals.
posted by Günter Münty Fütwear (Sat, 30 Sep 2006 09:25:28 PDT)
