So, I heard from this guy my cousin knows that his friend found this weblog that was cursed. I mean really cursed, not just poorly written. I'd never have believed it but then I found a link to it on a google search and tried it out. I created a guest account and logged in and wrote:
guest8534: Hey, is this that cursed blog I heard about?
Well then I got this mysterious email almost immediately:
Hello guest8534, Your weblog guest account has been created. You have 7 days left.
So I'm thinking "GAAAA! What the fuck! The cursed blog is real!" Seven days left! Oh my god. I thought about hiding out, but where would I go? The blog would just track me down and rather than killing me in the comfort of my own home my body would be found murdered, spamassassin style, in some dirty saloon in tijuana. I surfed all over the place trying to find a way to break the blog curse, but all I found was porn. At least that made the week go by a little faster. Then it happened, on the seventh day I booted up my computer and logged in and BOOM!
Fucking cursed blog.