Well, I just had the gestalt that I suppose happens to everyone after listening to the techno dance radio station because all the other stations are having a commercial break. Dance versions of a song are just the song, with "ooom-shi" overlayed. Hell, the radio station probably just has a bunch of normal CDs and an ooom-shi machine with a potentiometer to speed up or slow down the beat for different songs.
This didn't actually occur to me on the drive home, listening to the ooom-shi station. It occurred to me as my wife was putting the baby to bed and I was listening the "The Mission" sound track. The suspenseful part came on. Sudden eerie noises would blare, then subside. Creepy background music would fill the void till the next sudden eerie noise. My wife came stairs and said "that music is too scary for bedtime".
And that's when it hit me. If I installed a second sound system that was dedicated to ooom-shi (and had a potentiometer for different speed songs), I could have turned the eerie suspense into a simple dance number. Not suspenseful at all. It should work for pretty near anything. "eerie noise, ooom-shi, ooom-shi, eerie noise, ooom-shi, ooom-shi, scream, ooom-shi, ooom-shi". See? Not scary.
Take the Halloween (the movie) music. It's the one where they play the same 3 notes over and over, sometimes switching to a different key, but it still sounds scary (it's got a flatted third or something). Anyway, add ooom-shi. Not scary. The entire series of Halloween movies, seven at last count, rendered not scary. In fact, if you ever find yourself in such a movie, wondering through an abandoned amusement park constructed over an Indian burial ground where the government stored biohazard waste, and the scary music gets queued (which signals your immanent demise), you'd be well advised to have your own ooom-shi device with you and crank it up. Suddenly the tables are turned, now monsters will have to fear you. The dance-ization of the soundtrack clearly indicated turnabout for the hunter and hunted.
Same for most other situations. If you're wearing a red shirt and Captain Kirk says "go check behind those rocks". Well, nothing may save you in that situation, but the ooom-shi device will protect you a hell of a lot better than that type 1 phaser in your belt.