Inspired after Joe accidentally heard "Sensitive New Age Guys" and "Technonerdboy" back-to-back
Who's practicing on-line religion? (Technical nerdy guys)
Who installs a disk partition? (Technical nerdy guys)
Who avoids IRQ collision? (Technical nerdy guys)
Who's a whiz with all things SCSI? (Technical nerdy guys)
Who's speakers are never buzzy? (Technical nerdy guys)
Who debugs the oddest code
Who's web site takes too long to load?
Who can hack your database and never ever leave a trace?
oh, oh, one one
oh, oh, one one [spoken: Ctrl-C]
Who is always sending packets? (Technical nerdy guys)
Who has Apples on their jackets? (Technical nerdy guys)
Who survives on Jolt and Twinkies (Technical nerdy guys)
Who prefers "The Brain" to Pinky? (Technical nerdy guys)
Who's always logged in every night?
Or gone filking 'til the morning light?
Who longs for his hacker days?
Whose Oracle answers bring Accolades?
oh, oh, one one
oh, oh, one one {spoken: Disconnect!]
Who's practicing on-line religion? (Technical nerdy guys)
Who looks at spammers with derision? (Technical nerdy guys)
Who's cybersex makes your baud rate rise? (Technical nerdy guys)
Who'll make you feel all GUI inside? (Technical nerdy guys)
Who's ready for connection?
Who's lookin' for high-speed affection?
Who's words are gonna call 'cross the Net?
"If you'll be my Amiga, I'll be your Pet!"
oh, oh, one one
oh, oh, one one
[spoken] According to The Dilbert Future, Technical Nerdy Guys will be the sex symbols of the
'90's. Why? Because every day when we wake up, our startup sequence includes a check for
viruses! "We're also Year 2000 compliant, insuring happiness for many years down the road...
now if we could only do something about planned obsolescence..."
[sung] Because we're Technical Nerdy Guys!