Inspired when Red Meyer became Geoff Avalon
A G
Oh Susan B, start cleaning up the house for me
D E
I'm bringing by all the guys for the football game
A G
Cook some hors d'oeuvres, find some good beer to serve
D E
Stay in the kitchen, dear, be the perfect dame
Am G
Sorry, darling Charlie, but I'm staying for the show
Am C G E
I understand the rules and I can follow the game's flow
C G Am E
And I'll read tomorrow's paper dear, so all the stats I'll know
C G Am
And I'll be more man than you are in the morning
Oh Susan B, put on this bra for me
Don't you like your negligees? You look good in silk
Those boots and camo hat make you look like an Army brat
Undress for me my puss, come and suck my milk
Yes, my darling Charlie, I'll be sucking up all right
My boss and I are meeting to discuss my raise tonight
My future at the company is looking rich and bright
And I'll be more man than you are in the morning
Oh Susan B, come here and sit on my knee
Boy have you gotten large, what waist and thighs!
Please shave that hair I felt, ladies should be smooth and svelte
It's time to diet dear, and shrink your size
No, my darling Charlie, for I like this meat and bone
I've lifted weights for six months and I've shot testosterone
And after years of weakness I enjoy the muscle tone
And I'll be more man than you are in the morning
Oh Susan B, come try on this miniskirt for me
Stop putting on those ties and shirts, you look so male
When you head out to work, you look like a yuppie jerk
Time to take you down to the mall, find a handbag sale
Never, darling Charlie, do you listen much to me
So here is what I'm gonna do while you are fast asleep
I'm going to cut your gonads off and sew them on to me
And I'll be more man than you are in the morning!
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