Susan B: The Final Vengeance
by: "Gorgeous" Gary Ehrlich c 2/96
ttto: "Susan B" by Leslie Fish

	A	G
Oh Susan B, start cleaning up the house for me
	D	E
I'm bringing by all the guys for the football game
	A	G
Cook some hors d'oeuvres, find some good beer to serve
	D	E
Stay in the kitchen, dear, be the perfect dame

	Am	G
	Sorry, darling Charlie, but I'm staying for the show
	Am	C	G	E
	I understand the rules and I can follow the game's flow
	C	G	Am	E
	And I'll read tomorrow's paper dear, so all the stats I'll know
	C	G	Am
	And I'll be more man than you are in the morning

Oh Susan B, put on this bra for me
Don't you like your negligees? You look good in silk
Those boots and camo hat make you look like an Army brat
Undress for me my puss, come and suck my milk

	Yes, my darling Charlie, I'll be sucking up all right
	My boss and I are meeting to discuss my raise tonight
	My future at the company is looking rich and bright
	And I'll be more man than you are in the morning

Oh Susan B, come here and sit on my knee
Boy have you gotten large, what waist and thighs!
Please shave that hair I felt, ladies should be smooth and svelte
It's time to diet dear, and shrink your size

	No, my darling Charlie, for I like this meat and bone
	I've lifted weights for six months and I've shot testosterone
	And after years of weakness I enjoy the muscle tone
	And I'll be more man than you are in the morning

	A	G
Oh Susan B, come try on this miniskirt for me
	D	E
Stop putting on those ties and shirts, you look so male
	A	G
When you head out to work, you look like a yuppie jerk
	D	E
Time to take you down to the mall, find a handbag sale

	Am	G
	Never, darling Charlie, do you listen much to me
	Am	C	G	E
	So here is what I'm gonna do while you are fast asleep
	C	G	Am	E
	I'm going to cut your gonads off and sew them on to me
	C	G	Am
	And I'll be more man than you are in the morning!