Perhaps Bill Clinton would have gotten further with this health plan
D G
Ohhh...I used to have scary nightmares about my body's health
D A
With hospital and doctor's bills that drained off all my wealth.
D G
But I have no more worries, I've got immunity;
D A D
I found a perfect doctor who will minister to me.
There's a little green alien doctor whose office is in space.
His knowledge is phenomenal, his bedside manner's great.
He will take care of your family, his medicines are true,
His rates won't leave you bankrupt, and he still makes house
calls too.
G D
I believe in the little green alien doctor.
A D
When I feel sickly, he'll beam down quickly.
G D
From all kinds of illness he'll protect me.
A D
The little green doctor will make me well.
Sooo...I won't get Hepatitis B, I won't get HIV;
I'm free to eat red meat but I don't have to eat my peas.
I don't need managed health care, I don't need HMO's;
My stellar little doctor will take care of all my woes.
I believe in the little green alien doctor.
I feel a fever when he's not up there.
I told all my coworkers, they don't care,
They all use Blue Cross, and they think I'm nuts.
Ahhh...The day that next year's flue bug hits they'll get a big
surprise
When all my nasty symptoms disappear before their eyes.
Their aching throats and bodies won't be all that is sore,
When they learn I don't have to pay for health care anymore.
I'll be cured by the little green alien doctor;
To beat infections is his one mission.
He will be my primary care physician.
He'll keep me happy, 'til the day I die.
Yes, I'll be healthy, 'til the day I die!
Then he'll keep my brain, on the day I die