Big Lab Of Clone

Big Lab Of Clone

(Tune: "Big Slab O'Cow" and "Farm Song" by Darren Zieger)
Lyrics: Gary J. Ehrlich c 1/99

Emerged after reading an article about researchers cloning one big slab o'cow seven times.


(to "Big Slab O'Cow")
If you need another you
'Cause there's just so much to do
And you can't just keep on livin' alone
If you're tired of being rare
And your ethics just don't care
Bring your DNA to Big Lab O'Clone

Big Lab O'Clone:  In bioengineering we're the biggest name
Big Lab O'Clone:  The outcome's better than a Paranoia game
Big Lab O'Clone:  You'll be beside yourself when you see what we 
do
Big Lab O'Clone:  For we can even make your brown eyes turn blue
Big Lab O'Clone

[spoken] Well, come on down to Big Lab O'Clone.  Just give us a 
drop of blood and a hair sample and we'll clone you while 'u 
wait!  Volume discounts for minorities and endangered species!  
And for  Scotsmen, our daily special--clone four sheep, get the 
fifth one free!

Big Lab O'Clone  Our critics think we should be cursed and sent 
to hell
Big Lab O'Clone: We'll dupe your livestock and domestic pets as 
well
Big Lab O'Clone: And when our human clones make Earth a crowded 
place
Big Lab O'Clone: We'll send 'em next door for a Big Shot To Space

Come on down!  To Big Lab O'Clone
Come on down!  To Big Lab O'Clone 

	(to "Farm Song")
	Down here in the lab
	We're cooking seconds up on the slab
	And when we've done our job
	Your life is certain to no longer be drab
	We're building a genetics institution
	Creating a genomic revolution
	So if you need a pal
	Just come on down 'cause we have the solution

(to "Old MacDonald Had A Farm")
With a splice, splice here
And a splice, splice there
Here a splice, there a splice
Everywhere a splice, splice
Old MacDonald cloned his farm
D-O-L-L-Y

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