Emerged after reading an article about researchers cloning one big slab o'cow seven times.
(to "Big Slab O'Cow") If you need another you 'Cause there's just so much to do And you can't just keep on livin' alone If you're tired of being rare And your ethics just don't care Bring your DNA to Big Lab O'Clone Big Lab O'Clone: In bioengineering we're the biggest name Big Lab O'Clone: The outcome's better than a Paranoia game Big Lab O'Clone: You'll be beside yourself when you see what we do Big Lab O'Clone: For we can even make your brown eyes turn blue Big Lab O'Clone [spoken] Well, come on down to Big Lab O'Clone. Just give us a drop of blood and a hair sample and we'll clone you while 'u wait! Volume discounts for minorities and endangered species! And for Scotsmen, our daily special--clone four sheep, get the fifth one free! Big Lab O'Clone Our critics think we should be cursed and sent to hell Big Lab O'Clone: We'll dupe your livestock and domestic pets as well Big Lab O'Clone: And when our human clones make Earth a crowded place Big Lab O'Clone: We'll send 'em next door for a Big Shot To Space Come on down! To Big Lab O'Clone Come on down! To Big Lab O'Clone (to "Farm Song") Down here in the lab We're cooking seconds up on the slab And when we've done our job Your life is certain to no longer be drab We're building a genetics institution Creating a genomic revolution So if you need a pal Just come on down 'cause we have the solution (to "Old MacDonald Had A Farm") With a splice, splice here And a splice, splice there Here a splice, there a splice Everywhere a splice, splice Old MacDonald cloned his farm D-O-L-L-Y