I wasn't a Sensitive New Age Guy yet when I wrote this. So don't get the wrong idea about me
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A.S.B! When you're in the mood for fun
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A.S.B! Find us at your local con
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Sign our waiver; we'll admit you with a smile
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Then we'll tie you up for just a little while
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Come on in! Take off your coat, let down your hair
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Lose your shirt, then drop your pants and underwear
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If your old mundane relationships are proving quite a bore
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We will show you ways of bonding that you never knew before
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Just come once or come again, it's always free, A.S.B!
A.S.B! When you want to feel good
A.S.B! Let us gently suck your blood
The ways we can enrich your life abound
Our stocks and bonds will keep your assets safe and sound
A.S.B! Real life or virtual sex
Just plain fun, or enhanced with neat effects
If you're looking for some action in your drab and wretched lives
We will show you lots of sensual things that you can do with knives
There is nowhere else you'll get all this for free!
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