On Tuesday, 12 October 2004, at 14:49:59, Johnny Wildseed wrote:

  In light of the impending volcanic doom of the Seattle metropolitan
area, you all need to depart from Ballard as soon as humanly possible
to come join Us and chant for world peace (through the enlightenment
of the Bible Belt) here athwart the very roofbeam of Our much-molested
continent.
  Times have grown difficult enough that We're even accepting the
morally cheesey--upon the condition of their sincere repentance, and a
pledge signed in their own loathesomely-compromised blood to chant AT
LEAST an hour a day for the rest of their natural lives on behalf of
the enlightenment of the Bible Belt in all its misguided wretchedness.
(Foot-kissing of the Immaculatus is optional, but highly recommended
in hardened cases.)
  By no means was the moniker "Land of Enchantment" gratuitously
applied to New Mexico!  Moreover, the gracious, if sinuously archaic
cranes already begin to gather in frenzied droves amidst the sand
hills of the Bosque del Apache.  It behooves the ragtag lot of you, as
well, to "Come"--as was sung of old and in whatever form of modern
conveyance seems most convincingly dependable--"to the church in the
wildwood. . . ."