23 Nov 2011
Once the City that Killed Kennedy Has NO Water, Cloudherders Can
Rest!
FORT WORTH (AP) The severe Texas drought continues to affect
reservoirs that supply water to scores of municipalities. Some 96
percent of the state's major reservoirs were below 60 percent capacity
as of the end of October.
23 Oct 2011
Caribbean Weather Satellite View
With Golden Glory upon the very threshold of the Grand Alembic, 'tis
but the ardent chantation of Cloudherders worldwide required to place
the meteorological promise of enlightenment where it belongs: at the
malignant black heart of Bible-Beltish consumerist hypocrisy!
16 Oct 2011
While megadeath may be poignantly perched at the Grand Alembic's
natural gateway (between Yucatan and Cuba), it is only through Our
ardentest chantation, Cloudherders, that the consumerist hypocrites of
the Bible Belt will receive that meteorological epiphany they so
desperately require.
The time for continental redemption grows ever briefer. How many
hours did YOU spend chanting for the enlightenment of the Bible Belt
today, beloved ?
5 Sep 2011
Texas Is Burning (Who would be the land's polution, Oedipus?)
Has anyone noticed that TEXAS IS ON FIRE!!?, ElsieElsie on Daily Kos
Aug 2011
Irene Landfalls Dead-on upon Coastal Carolingians' Military-Industrial
Abomination!
Bingo!
And, how many hours did YOU spend today chanting for the enlightenment
of Bible-Beltish consumerist hypocrisy?
6 Jul 2011
Chant for Bible Belt's Enlightenment to Protect Yourself & Those
Nearest & Dearest
"According to the National Oceanic Atmospheric Administration (NOAA),
we've already seen eight billion-dollar weather disasters since
January! This is an unbelievable number of events of this magnitude
crammed into just six months..... With half the year and the peak of
the hurricane season ahead of us, it's not out of the question that
this undesirable record could be reached in 2011."
(from Chris Dolce, First Half of 2011 Leaves an Astonishing Legacy)
1 Jun 2011
No rapture???
Joplin's BibleBeltish consumerist hypocrtes got a good healthy dose of
Gaial Rapture far and wide--and right on schedule!
Moeover, Cloudherders worldwide look forward to a a golden summer of
hurricanic splendour from end to end of that benighted region--to
which Joplin served as no more than an apt prelude. This year, Our
Beloved Dame Gaia's all aquiver with a tendency to multiple
orgasms!
Be sure to protect those nearest and dearest by your ardent chantation
for the Bible Belt's enlightenment!
2 May 2011
Subject: Tornadoes Statistically Double in May!
As the month of fools passes into history, and the pow'r and glory of
Our faith becomes daily more manifest, We noble practitioners of
Catastrophic Hyper'physism should be profoundly encouraged by the fact
that May statistically offers twice the tornadic terror of April.
For their own safety and comfort--and that of those nearest and
dearest!--Cloudherders worldwide (the Truly Decent of Our benighted
planet!!!) should keep in mind that Gaia's hatred for the truculent is
virtually infinite. How many hours, then did YOU spend today
chanting for the enlightenment of the Bible Belt???
27 Feb 2011
Having once agayne re-enjoined Our annual high, holy feast of psychic
vampyrism (Happy New Year's, Y'all!), Cloudherders worldwide gaze
raptly ahead into a Springtime downright burdened with those
bitter-sweet blossoms of tornadic anguish soon to dapple the Bible
Belt from end to duplicitous end with their helical fury--and the
scads-upon-scads of broken consumerist-hypocrite dreams which will
result therefrom.
"Time is the stuff that life is made from: do not waste it!" read the
sign at the entryway into GONE WITH THE WIND's plantation of Twelve
Oaks. How many hours did YOU spend today chanting for the
enlightenment of the Bible Belt?
24 Feb 2011
Old, dowdy (and MOST-BibleBeltish!) Dixie stands all ripe & ready
for a gruesome raking o'er Dame Gaia's grim tornadic coals.
How many hours did YOU spend chanting for that benighted region's
enlightenment today?
"NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO!!!"
The 69th Head Blaujibber Immaculatus
"We're helping Mother Nature hurt--
"And damage do where direst be the need!"
4 Feb 2011
The glory of Gaial torture-divine is the power of absolute pain. And,
She has most-blessedly designed to place the consumerist-hypocrites of
the dowdy Bible Belt in a frozen hell-realm of wint'rish agony!
In keeping with the clear instructions of Nichiren Daishonin,
Cloudherders worldwide should garner immeasurable enthusiasm from the
most-righteous suffering of the truculent.
The season of tornadic terror approaches apace. How many hours did
YOU spend today chanting for the enlightenment of the Bible Belt?
29 Jan 2011
Cloudherders worldwide have emailed Us over the last year asking
just exactly how the Torture-Belle bewryngeth peace.
Actually, Beloved, it does nothing of the sort.
But We only live oncet!
How many hours did YOU spend today chanting for the enlightenment of
the Bible Belt?
11 Jan 2011
Nine died in Tucson--and the current number of deaths attributed to
the recent Biblebeltish ice-storm is likewise nine!
10 Jan 2011
Megadeathic Ice-Storm Blanketing Bible Belt a Direct Outgrowth of AZ
Gun-Violence?
The mega-deathic ice-storm blanketing the consumerist hypocrites of
the Bible Belt can (and, of course, should!) be perceived as a direct
outgrowth of the gun-violence that so scarred Arizona this weekend.
The low-pressure area which spawned the meteorological event was
transiting Tucson during the hour of the shooting, and it carried the
negative energy eastward as a sign of Gaia's love for the truly
decent!
13 Nov 2010
Awaken, Beloved!
This week, the Weather Channel will be re-offering segments from its
splendid series "It Could Happen Tomorrow!" Cloudherders worldwide
should check their evening TV schedules, knowing that any failure to
seize this golden opportunity to "... nourish and stimulate [their]
imaginative faculties..." would be downright planetarily
criminal!!!
ps-- "Dallas must die that decency may lib!!!!!"
7 Nov 2010
As you begin to renew your commitment to our much-abused continent
through chanting for the enlightenment of the Bible Belt, be sure to
realize that only Our ardentest chantation can, at this late date,
redeem a hurricane-season of trashily-NEGLECTED opportunities.
(How, by the way, are those nearest and dearest unto you faring these
hurricanically fruitless days?) It is absolutely essential that
Cloudherders be ceaselessly aware that Our Beloved Dame Gaia hates
nothing quite so much as the truculence of Her (at least) reputed
adherents--and hold ever and anon within their most-vulnerable hearts
that She is unfailingly the STERNEST of taskmistresses!!!
So, Beloved: "How many hours did YOU spend chanting for the
enlightenment of the Bible Belt today???"
15 Oct 2010
A Poem for Today
The New World Order
Really doesn't want
Anyone breathing oxygen who
Isn't under direct 24/7
Corporate surveillance.
21 Aug 2010
There's nothing quite like "Hurricane Week" on the Weather Channel for
nourishing and stimulating a Cloudherder's imaginative faculty --
& it begins tomorrow (Sunday)!!!
9 Aug 2010
The True Nature of the Gulf of Mexico
In truth, the Gulf of Mexico is a Grand Alembic. THE Grand
Alembic.
It is an alien-constructed binary transformative vessel (like those
used by the medieval alchemists to turn lead into gold)--whose other
activating mechanism is mass psychic energy supplied by the human
mind.
How many hours did YOU spend chanting for the enlightenment of the
Bible Belt today???
3 August 2010
"Discipline and Punish!"
Religious fundamentalism clearly indicates that unto the truly decent,
delectation absolute cometh alone through witnessing the incessant
punishment of the manifestly wicked! As triple-digit heat chastens
consumerist hypocrisy of the Bible-Beltish variety, We Cloudherders
should all be offering Our gratitude to Dame Gaia in the form of
spectacularly ardent chantation for that benighted region's
enlightenment!
26 July 2010
What's Torturine/Turns Pleasure Green!!!
Beloved!
Now is the moment for the ignition of the superlubricitized Grand
Alembic.
How many hours did YOU spend chanting for the enlightenment of the
consumerist hypocrites of the Bible Belt today???
"Let all good horror flow!"
"NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO!!!"
The 69th Head Blaujibber Immaculatus
18 June 2010
Time grows short, Beloved!
If We know anything about the nature of earthly reality, it is that
the filling of the Grand Alembic with the black blood of the lurid
Babylonic Whore spells a whole new sort of disaster: SUPERLUBRICITY!
And each day, the hurricanic horror mounts. . . .
8 June 2010
Salutations, Beloved!
The truly decent amongst Buddhists and Christians alike ought to draw
encouragement from the agony suffered by the unenlightened as a result
of their grotesque stupidity! That greedy hole dug in the bottom of
the Grand Alembic (Gulf of Mexico) that now gushes forth the black
Blood of the Babylonic Whore is our long-awaited clarion call. Now
the consumerist hypocrites of the Bible Belt will reap the obnoxious
whirlwind they have sown!
As we embark upon a season of hurricanic hell-fire, those who chant
their radiant hearts out for the enlightenment of that benighted
region can rest assured that those nearest and dearest unto them will
be spared the slash and fleer of the Gaial Claw! Prepare yourselves
for delectation absolute!!!
13 May 2010
City that Killed Kennedy? Chant NOW for Its Enlightenment!!!
Does Dallas face enlightenment? The omens couldn't be finer!
6 May 2010:
The Infinite Depth of Gaia's Hatred for the Consumerist Hypocrites of
the Bible Belt!
Look, y'all!
Gaia's poisoned the waters of the Gulf of Mexico and flooded the Grand
Ole Opry! How deep is Gaia's hatred for the consumerist hypocrites of
the Bible Belt??? Chant for an answer....
2 May 2010:
Collapse of Filthy BibleBeltish Corruption Caught on Video!
Behold the slash and fleer of the Gaial Claw in that grim Tennessee
municipality eponymous unto the "Injun-Killer President" Andrew
Jackson!!!
Video: iWitness, tonyfred, submitted video of a bridge collapsing in
Jackson, TN. He caught most of the event on tape.
http://www.weather.com/outlook/videos/caught-on-tape-bridge-collapses-17179
29 April 2010:
Let's Feast This Weekend in Dallas: Yazoo City Was but a Snack!
28 April 2010:
There are--obviously enough--times when the highest level of
compassion We can offer particularly-hardened cases of
unenlightenment is the "Zen Stick Alarm Clock" of tornadic or
hurricanic "Devastation Deep & True". This goes DOUBLE for the
woefully misguided sleepwalking hypocrites of BibleBeltish
Consumerism! In the gloriously golden words of the orphaned Maria
in The Sound of Music: "When you wake up, wake up--it's healthy!"
Next question???
[in response to St Searaphim of Sarov's, "You cannot be too gentle,
too kind. Shun even to appear harsh in your treatment of each
other. Joy, radiant joy, streams from the face of one who gives and
kindles joy in the heart of one who receives."]
24 April 2010:
Dame Gaia's Holy "Dove" descended grandly upon the old slave-state
of Mississippi mere hours ago! The sclerotic "Heart of Dixie" lies
dead (poor choice of words?) ahead within this glory-day of tornadic
devastation deep and true. "Alabama, Alabama, we will e'er be true
to you!!!"
How ardently has YOUR chantation resonated upon the hypocritic walls
of BibleBeltish blood-shame this Golden Weekend? "Let all good
horror flow!"
22 April 2010:
Dame Gaia Places BibleBeltish Hypocrites under Total Assault for Earth
Day!
Boo!
(Enjoy, y'all!)
21 April 2010:
I have an overpowering feeling that Dallas is particularly prone to an
F-5 tornado this spring.--well, more to the point: this weekend.
Since someone "disappeared" my archived documentary evidence for the
entire (and gloriously potent) 2005 hurricane season, etc., etc.,
etc....
17 April 2010:
Beloved,
Now be the magic moments We Cloudherders Worldwide should all invest
in chanting for the enlightenment of Dallas (The City that Killed
Kennedy)!
(Do you know where those nearest and dearest unto you yourself
are???)
6 April 2010:
Dallas Must DIE that Human Decency May LIB!
You know in your heart-of-hearts that the City that Killed Kennedy
is our nation's karmic scapegoat! Now, put your libido where your
heart is!!!
Tornado Week is the ideal time to chant your twisted little heart
out for the enlightenment of the Bible Belt: Dame Gaia doth,
perforce, despise the grimly truculent. . . .
4 April 2010:
TORNADO WEEK!!!!!
Catastrophic Hyper'physism gives new meaning to the old trope, "Be
there or be square!" As the meteorologic grandeur of the Weather
Channel simultaneously heightens and deepens at eight pm this Eostre
night, the Truly Decent amongst Cloudherders worldwide will be FIRMLY
on their guard against that truclulence Our Glorious Dame Gaia hates
so intensely--and FIERCELY tuning into the first lively and
televisionary awakenings of that electronic phenomenon We call Tornado
Week!!!
Remember, Beloved: Catastrophic Hyper'physism is ever and anon a game
of practice-or-perish! Choose wisely!!!!! (& how many hours did YOU
spend chanting for the enlightenment of the Bible Belt upon that
ghastly Saturday the Christos legendarily spent harrowing
Hell?????)
31 March 2010:
At this most magical of moments (as We descend into the lurid depths
of equinoctial tornadic frenzy), it is only through your ardentest
chantation for BibleBeltish enlightenment that you can promulgate the
safety of those nearest and dearest unto you!
Please, be advised, moreover, that your failure to do so is indication
of a virtually boundless stupidity. "A word to the purportedly
wise...."
"NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO!!!"
The 69th Head Blaujibber Immaculatus
ps--
"The GLORY of mind
"Is the POWER to destroy
"The KINGDOM of ignorance!"
17 Mar 2010:
Tornado Week Begins Sun, Ap. 4 on Weather Channel!
Be there or be square!
Yes, Cloudherders, on Sunday, April 4th the Weather Channel begins its
latest version of Tornado Week on "Storm Stories".
This is a wonderful opportunity for all votaries of the Grand Dame
Gaia to nourish and stimulate the imaginative faculty in a number of
essentially essential ways.
Perhaps T. S. Eliot said it best in his immortal Wasteland: "April is
the cruelest month. . . ." Let's all try extra hard this spring to
pull our fair share of the load--there being a tremendous load of
BibleBeltish hypocrisy still just dying to be strenuously enlightened!
"NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO!!!"
The 69th Head Blaujibber Immaculatus
ps--"There's no horror like an old horror."
28 Jan 2010:
PLEASE!
Begin chanting at once for the enlightenment of the
city that killed Kennedy. Let's have some BIG FUN with
this one, Beloved!
23 Jan 2010:
We Cloudherders have transformed the rather tepid realm of Buddhist
compassion into a gloriously vibrant meteorological torture chamber
for the manifestly wicked.
Next question, Maude?
"NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO!!!"
The 69th Head Blaujibber Immaculatus
31 Dec 2009:
Beloved,
As We Cloudherders prepare to enjoin yet again the annual High Feast
of Psychic Vampyrism: seek delectation absolute, and let the chips
fall where they may! (This year the provincial grotesques of
Albuquerque Buddhism are particularly ripe and ready for a good,
old-fashioned, royal slappin'-down from the slash & fleer of the
Gaial Claw!!!)
Happy New Year, then--and, "NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO!!!!!"
15 Dec 2009:
Winter Solstice at Heartbreak Hall in the Valley of Death Unbridled
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye mought'st!" Just don't forget to chant
for the enlightenment of the Bible Belt!
"NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO!!!"
Seasons greetings from--
The 69th Head Blaujibber Immaculatus
07 Nov 2009:
With darlin' Ida abrupting the Grand Alembic (virtually as We speak!),
NOW is the time for decent Cloudherders worldwide to begin heartfelt
chantation for the enlightenment of the Bible Belt. There's nothing
on gaud's green earth that can counter the narrow-mindedness of dowdy
Dixie's rabble--those hellbent "Hypocrites fer Jayzus!"--like a good,
old-fashioned royal slappin'-down via a little slash and fleer from
the Gaial Claw. "Yew only live oncet!"--as they say....
01 July 2009:
Beloved,
Dame Gaia's cauterizing our continent's septic wound called "Dixie"
with long weeks of triple-digit heat. As We continue Our ardent
chantation for the enlightenment of the Bible Belt, that gaping wound
will find itself divinely irrigated with loads & loads of
hurricanic splendour from the Grand Alembic.
23 Feb 2009:
Having reenjoined the annual New Year's Eve High Feast of Psychic
Vampyrism once agayne, Cloudherders worldwide can eagerly look forward
to a Springtime worth looking forward to!
For one thing, superlubricity is currently trickling down deep into
the tortured earth--from the trembling Siskyous to the lowlands of
Calexico!--and unctuously lubricating California's notoriously
unstable tectonic battlefield!
Moreover, by returning to Texas, our star-crossed ex-pRe$ident will
serve as a Pain-Magnet to drag gaud-knows-what of karmic retribution
into the bloody Lone-Star State. Beyond all that, the miasmal and
BibleBeltish bottomlands of the Mississippi watershed have but begun
to repay their loathesome debt-to-society via ice-storms and tornadic
terror. "Katie, bar the door!"
Despite the ascension of a duskily complected gentleman to the White
House, the Tolkienesque shire of rednecked pharisaism needs still--for
the salvation of our much-corrupted continent!--to be most thoroughly
scoured. And it remains Our participation in Gaial Torture-Divine
which is Our (not to mention those nearest and dearest!) last and best
guarantee against feeling the gruesome slash and fleer of the Gaial
Claw. How many hours, then, did YOU invest today in well-focused
chantation for the enlightenment of the Bible Belt???
"NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO!!!"
The 69th Head Blaujibber Immaculatus
ps--The GLORY of mind Is POWER to destroy The KINGDOM of ignorance!!!"
22 Aug 2008:
Will Apalachee Cola Be the "pause that refreshes" Our darling Fay? It
all depends on the fervor and length of Our chantation for the
enlightenment of the Bible Belt!
"Life is short; art, long."
NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO!!!
14 August 2008:
Time and Tide Wait for No Man
When considering how slowly the 2008 hurricane season has gotten out
of the chute--if thou will'st--Cloudherders worldwide should remember
the inspiring words of the Divine Marquis: "Take time to torture well
and good; and do the things you know you should." Dame Gaia has by no
means forgotten Our ardent hours of chantation for the enlightenment
of the Bible Belt, rest assured!
20 June 2008:
[RUBY THRONEROOM CLARION] Iowa WAS the State that Crucified Howard
Dean!!!
Recalling which state it was that crucified the Presidential
aspirations of Howard Dean, We find our faith in the Mystic Law of
Cause & Effect and the inscrutable justice of the Gaial Claw
immeasurably enhanced. 'Tis time for the truly decent upon this
continent so sickened by the priggish malignancy of consumerist
Pharisaism to rejoice! Then: onward unto the festering slough of
Dallas: the city that killed Kennedy
15 June 2008:
RUBY THRONEROOM CLARION
Dame Gaia's got big, big plans for a summer of Biblebeltish discontent
and Midwestern woe. Let's cheer Her on with scads & scads of
ardent chantation in behalf of the survival of the human
species--shall we?
ps--"Jes' put yo' pastey little palm
"In Mother Nature's grizzled claw--
"And watch the FUN begin!!!"
14 June 2008:
Machiavelli claims that power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts
absolutely. The United States is, these woeful days, the closest
thing to an absolute power on the planet--and, hence, the closest
thing to absolute corruption. How sad that the American people failed
to heed the "better late than never" warning against the potential
abuses of power on the part of the military/industrial complex
Eisenhower clearly offerred in his Farewell Address to this misguided
nation!
The Torturine Consistory, adjacent unto Catastrophic Hyper'physism's
control-center, the glorious fastness of the Ruby Throneroom, is abuzz
with visions of continental devastation which are bound to play
themselves out from sea to polluted sea during the upcoming summer.
Cloudherders worldwide realize that Our only real guarantee against
falling Ourselves (not to mention those nearest and dearest!) as
grotesquely mutilated victims underneath the dreadful slash and fleer
of the Gaial Claw is two hours per day of ardent chantation for the
enlightenment of the (so-called) Bible Belt.
Get good and ready for some great, old-fashioned, actual proof of the
Mystic Law of Cause & Effect. ". . . [F]or the Torture Belle be a
belle from helle, and a belle from helle doth WRYNG!!!"
7 Jun 2008:
"For every thing (turn, turn, turn)
"There be a season (turn, turn, turn)...."
For a nation steeped in corruption (The Bloodstained Whorehouse of
AmeriKKKa?), spring's tornadic terror passes into the hurricanic
horror of high summer, 2008. Life's like that, don't you know? What
goes around comes around.
Or, as the mayor of Jackson, Tennessee was heard to remark after their
meteorolgical wake-up call a few years back: "Goshdarn if it dohn't
look jes' lahk downtown Baghdad!" (Thank you, Jesus!")
And, how many hours did YOU spend enthralled in ardent chantation for
the Bible Belt today?
2 Jun 2008:
We here within the lofty fastness of the Ruby Throneroom wish to
heartily welcome Cloudherders worldwide to the Atlantic hurricane
season of 2008. Dame Gaia's got big, big plans for the Bible Belt
during the upcoming months.
More to the point: How many hours did YOU spend today in ardent
chantation for this piteously benighted region? (What goes around
comes--so to speak--around....)
"NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO!!!"
The 69th Head Blaujibber Immaculatus
ps--"Catastrophic Hyper'physism is the way, the truth, and the life of
our dawning millennium."
14 May 2008:
Superlubricity: What It Means for the Rednecked Pharisees of the
Sclerotic Heartland
Well, to make it short & bitter, "superlubricity" means that the
grotesque abundance of rain Gaia has dumped around the junction of the
Ohio and Mississippi Rivers the last few months will shortly trickle
down far enough to lubricate the tectonic plates which abutt at the
New Madrid fault. Do 2 & 2 make 4--or what?
11 May 2008:
Mother's Day? No Fitter Time for Gaia to Teach the Bible Belt Its
Place!
And so on....
8 May 2008:
Q: I'm chanting, I'm chanting. Does this mean I'm en-chanting?
A: Chanting is chanting. It only becomes "en"chanting when it works,
i.e.: once you have chanted something "into" the physical realm.
The Land of Enchantment (New Mexico) is certainly well-situated for
producing continent-wide results, lying as it does athwart the
Continental Divide, in the same way that a television antenna is
most effectively placed upon the beam of a building's roof.
You'd think Colorado might be an even more ideal locale for
continent-wide daimoku, but personally I'm convinced the unbridled
capitalism of its current inhabitants creates a great green & greasy
glob of static. Utah, moreover, is somewhat west of the roofbeam
and full of Mormons....
5 May 2008:
A Wave of Glory Rolleth toward'st Our Sclerotic Heartland
Rejoice, Beloved!
There's a groovy wave of glory rolling into the bloodstained
whorehouse's sclerotic heartland this evening. May is Gaia's own
month, and it is the month of maximal tornadic ruination....
Chant, as if the future of humanity depended upon it, for the
enlightenment of the Bible Belt. It does.
2 May 2008:
Chant Now, Won't You Please, for the Bible Belt's Enlightenment?
Cloudherders worldwide are tense with anticipation: there's the
pungent fragrance of whirling, electric splendour in the sultry
Southern air!
2 March 2008:
Beloved,
Chant thy "prayshuss" li'l hearts out for the enlightenment of the
Bible Belt, SVP? Let's all Us Cloudherders make those nearest and
dearest proud--& a wee bit safer from the growing ubiquity of all that
dreadful "slash & fleer of the Gaial Claw" sort of stuff. ("Time's
awastin'!")
9 January 2008:
Ardent Cloudherders worldwide, having re-enjoined Our annual New
Year's feast of psychic vampyrism, can anticipate another bumper crop
of meteorological assaults upon the Pharisaic consumerists whose
tawdry dreams would, if not reigned in apace, destroy Our planet's
capacity to support the survival of Our very species (the
purportedly-human one). Our transmutation of the bleakly-mercernary
consumerist fantasies of the pathetic "Refrigerator Buddists" into
exuberant climatic realities amounts--on a loftier spiritual
plane!--to the burning of garbage to create liberating energy.
Already We can observe the dark underbelly of rednecked Bible-Beltishness athrob with unseasonal tornadic ruination. The Gaial Claw is well afoot, We might joyfully exclaim. But--what next???
Just watch and wait, Beloved. And chant for the enlightenment of the Bible Belt as if the life of Our species depended upon it. It--most assuredly--does!
10 December 2007:
Decency's salvation lies within the 3-pronged
pitchfork-o'-pain Dame Gaia has hurled into Dixie's big, fat,
pharisaic rump: its rusted tines consist of (a) drought; (b) ice; and
(c) a gorgeous epiphany of an out-of-season tropical "event"(qv). At
this pivotal season of the solstice, the future existence of our
species' (the purportedly human one) rests upon that slenderest of
threads: the enlightenment of the Bible Belt! Will'st thou not, then,
chant most mightily thereunto???
31 October 2007:
Tonight you could help steer our species away from mass suicide. Noel
needs no more than your ardent chantation to enter the Grand Alembic.
The rednecked pharisees from the red states have certainly earned
themselves a great big Hyper'physist "BOO!"--and one they'll never
forget?
Life is short; art, long....
24 October 2007:
"Amongst the truly decent, there existeth nothing on gaud's green
earth quite so thoroughly delightsome as to observe the manifestly
wicked awrythe within that agony immeasurable which be their
recompense most mete."
22 October 2007:
Living Hyper'physism
As the Good Book most clearly specifies: "What's torturine turns
pleasure green!" Think about it--both for your own sake and for the
sake of those nearest and dearest....
ps--"We're helping Mother Nature hurt--And damage do where direst be
the need!"
15 October 2007
This summer, in order to dry-roast sufficiently the nuts of pharisaic
Dixie, Dame Gaia was forced to soft-pedal hurricanic devastation
within the benighted region.
Next year?
21 July 2007:
As Mama Gaia tans the filthy Texas fanny raw, Cloudherders worldwide
rejoice at the ineffable justice of gaud's imponderable righteousness.
How many hours did YOU spend chanting for the enlightenment of the
Bible Belt today?
7 July 2007:
Gaia's got big, big plans for Bible-Beltish enlightenment this summer!
She's already scorched bone-dry the perfidious heart-o'-Dixie and
shriven 'neath massively-cleansing floodwaters the tackily boisterous
perfidies of the region that killed Kennedy!! Moreover--as We
speak!!!--enormous potencies are abrew just off the Antilles....
Please, remember: The longer you spend chanting for the enlightenment
of our continent's benighted hellhole of Pharisaic
consumerism-in-the-name-o'-Jayzus (the so-called "Bible Belt"), the
more you insure yourself and those nearest and dearest against the
dreadful slash and fleer of the Gaial Claw. It's all SO easy....
26 January 2007:
At the end of the first month of 2007, the view from the Ruby
Throneroom reveals a purview bleaker than frozen death! Remember,
though, that your ardent Cloudherderish chantation for the
enlightenment of the Bible Belt is your surest protection against the
hideous slash and fleer of the Gaial Claw.
Yet and still, karma is karma--so you might be well-advised to nourish
and stimulate those imaginative faculties of yours by nightly viewings
of the Weather Channel's delightsome series, Storm Stories. Of
course, it all depends on how much you value your well-being and that
of those nearest and dearest....
18 November 2006:
Maude Muller of Summersweet, Pennsylvania wants to know: Why was this
year's hurricane season such a dud?
Answer: The political awakening of decent Americans from coast to
coast elevated the Pleromal dancefloor (so to speak) from the
tecto-meteorological realm to the psycho-social hypostasis. Fear not,
though, you precious little thing, you: Dame Gaia's busy sharpening
her claws for a deal of BibleBeltish enlightenment on the next global
go-round! (And--by the bye--wasn't that a lovely tornadic outbreak
over Dixie last week?)
9 Aug 2006:
Get Ready, y'all. This is just precisely that legendary "quiet
before the storm".
And, fer gaud's sake, remember that your own best protection against
feeling the slash and fleer of the Gaial Claw (never to forget those
nearest and dearest!)is an ardent two-hours-a-day of chantation for
the enlightenment of the bull-hunk Christianity of the Rednecked
Pharisees from the so-called Bible Belt!
(Would you rather be a hammer or a nail?)
NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO!!!
The 69th Head Blaujibber Immaculatus
"The GLORY of mind
"Is the POWER to destroy
"The KINGDOM of ignorance!"
19 July 2006:
Guilty of the loathesome Gaial sin of TRUCULENCE, two otherwise decent
and brave--but foolish--women await a stern Berylic rebuke on the
Northeastern littoral of our proud nation. As the horror descends:
please, try your best to bear this one thought constantly in your
frantically agitated minds: We've been warning you to leave for years
now! Those unwilling to listen to wise guidance, Gaia hates. And
"[w]hom Gaia hates, she doth devour, Her turquoise fangs agleam!"
6 Jun 2006:
Gaia wants YOU to feed and stimulate your imaginative faculties by
watching Hurricane Week on The Weather Channel each night this week!
Those Gaia hates, she smashes (Why put those nearest and dearest in
mortal jeopardy?) like bugs....
18 Mar 2006:
A Poem as Fresh as the New Spring
Something howling in the blood:
The glory of honest hatred acted upon forthrightly!
Picture the brainless consumerists of the Bible Belt
Awrythe in that agony: their recompense most mete.
A springtime of utt'rest death is dawning--
A festival of tornadic devastation, deep and true.
The truly-decent can only give forth a hearty laugh
And mightily continue to chant for the enlightenment
Of those tawdrily outlandish dolts We e're must call
The Rednecked Pharisees of the Red States....
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE A GOOD PARTY?
31 Aug 2005:
Katrina's astounding vibrancy has opened boundless new horizons for
the Golden Dream of Catastrophic Hyper'physism. Whether you're a
stalwart Cloudswain or a lithe & lively Arcadette Auxilliarienne, the
Fiesta de Texas looms like a jewel before Us Noble
Cloudherders-one-and all!
Gaia is more than ready to serve Us up a hefty portion of delectation
absolute. Are you ready for a little good, ol'-fashioned voluptuation?
The barbaric, rednecked, money-hungry Pharisees of the Jesus-Lie of
Bible-Beltish Consumerism lie beneath Our spiritual jackboots, so to
speak. (Of course, Buddhism teaches that all suffering is the result
of one's own ignorance.)
It's time for the Christian Right to learn a lesson or two about
non-attachment. So, how many hours did you spend chanting for the
enlightenment of Texas today? With St. Cindy withdrawing Her
protective energies, let's have some fun! The time is ripe &
more-than-ripe....
NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO!!!!
The 69th Head Blaujibber Immaculatus
"We're helping Mother Nature hurt--
"And damage do where direst be the need!"
30 Mar 2002:
Charles Daniel Earl Samek, regally poised along the virtually virgin
Rio Grande somewhere between Monte Vista and Alamosa on the
potato-laden floor of Colorado's majestic San Luis Valley, most
graciously enacted his self-coronation as catastrophic hyPERphysism's
69th Head Blaujibber Immaculatus
See also, notes from the Boomer Mythos